shmorganshay:

That awful awkward moment when your signature looks like shit and you have to sign your lease. Yeah.

And then you don’t because you’re super self conscious so you have your roommate sign it until you can figure your shit out.

That awful awkward moment when your signature looks like shit and you have to sign your lease. Yeah.

nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

(via sniffing)

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

image

(via sniffing)

inumaru12:

Just imagine tho that if Danny Fenton and his family/friends went to England for a trip and as he as they are taking a photo standing in front of where platform nine and three-quarters is but then as he leans against the wall he goes through it.  Everyone flips shit but Danny is just cackling at his prank.

(via sniffing)

Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me: ...........

Cashier: ........

Me: what are we?